her vagina looked like bernie madoff
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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