Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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