I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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