Christians are straight up FREAKS
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
false alarm, still single
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
