I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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