She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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