I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i believe in u and ur pee
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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