haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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