I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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