i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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