Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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