Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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