weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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