sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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