Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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