u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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