i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I wonβt know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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