can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
