So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We have so much sex to catch up on
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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