Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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