He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Randomize
