Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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