Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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