How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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