Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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