Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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