It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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