I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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