So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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