i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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