so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
people are starting to question the shark bite story
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize
