just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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