did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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