If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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