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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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