she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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