Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Randomize
