i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
smell my finger.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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