So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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