Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
why is half of my head shaved?
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