Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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