FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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