I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
