Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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