flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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