Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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