At least make sure they are 18
Why
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I have tasted many bathrooms
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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