we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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