guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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