yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i came on her dog
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My butt remains clenched, sir.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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